Numerology is Silly And Self-Defeating

Go here (link) and try e-Calculator. I mean in the e-Calculator they provide, enter the letters: “E” “C” “A” “L” “C” “U” “L” “A” “T” “O” “R”. There’s your proof.

10 Responses to “Numerology is Silly And Self-Defeating”

  1. natamllc Says:

    symbolically typing, that might account for why Moses serpent 8 up the magicians?:)See, the vertical two dots and vertical partial circle indicates 4 places which accounts for 12 which is 8 plus 4 or the three and one!Did someone say you fell off the deep end?

  2. natamllc Says:

    Then I got to thinking, maybe it isn’t such a good idea thinking that way!Why?Because it isn’t Scriptural, that’s why!So, why is that? Well, those Egyptian Magicians had magic powers making their rods serpents too.Yeah Michael, but Moses didn’t have a rod serpent. Aaron cast his rod down on Moses’ command and swallowed up the serpents of those Magicians.And when you put the word ‘swallowed’ into the ecalculator, it’s 6 8 4. And we know that no 4 would allow a 6 to eat up an 8.

  3. TheoJunkie Says:

    Ron R Reagan adds up to 666… and so does my first and middle names and last initial. But that’s just the start. “Quit this silliness and read your bible” adds up to … you guessed it! 2382!And if you divide 2382 by 6 and then by 6 again, you get 66.166666. Obviously a sign of “I” being surrounded by demons and pretenders.But when you add 2+3+8+2, you get 15, which is divisible by 3 and 5… An obvious reference to the Trinity and the Torah. And combined with “Grace” adding up to 204, it becomes clear as a bell:Abraham Lincoln was never in my kitchen.

  4. natamllc Says:

    TF,you know, now this is weird!Abe wasn’t in my kitchen either!!!There are some really strange things going on in here.Wait, I’m going to my ecalculator to double, no, triple check before I conclude that.Theo, man, you too?We just got to get a life!

  5. TheoJunkie Says:

    Nat, I’d say it’s six dozen or half another.

  6. natamllc Says:

    Theo,ok, you can if you really think you half two!

  7. natamllc Says:

    Like I was saying Theo, if you want to be one, you can, you will half two in the ecalculator then you will realize you have one!I like winners, don’t you?

  8. Witness to the Truth (John 1:14, 8:32, 14:6, 17:17; 1 John 5:6-10) Says:

    Dear Turretinfan,What is an E-CALCULATOR, other than a COMPUTER (which also adds up to 666) which makes CALCULATIONS (which totals 666). Websters 1828 Dictionary defines “calculate” this way: “To compute; to reckon; to add, subtract, multiply or divide any sums, for the purpose of finding the amount, difference, or other result. …” The web page with the “English Gematria Calculator” is not electronic. It is simply JavaScript scripting language, a code that is written into the web page like HTML code is. But it is the electronic machine called a computer that transmits and receives the JavaScript code.The text of Revelation 13:16-18 says, “And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.”It does not say to try to find out who the Antichrist is, it just says, “count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.”The number of man is 6 and the number of the beast will be 666.One thing we know for sure is that it is “A SATANIC MARK” (which totals 666).The context also shows us that the passage is speaking of e-technology (COMPUTER, TERMINALS, BIO-IMPLANT, DIGITAL ID CHIP, WORLD NET, MONDEX CHIP, VERISHIELD, E-IDENTITY, and now E-CALCULATOR).A few others calculations on the subject of false religion are:CATHOLIC LIAR = 666 (Acts 4:12; 2 Timothy 2:5; Exodus 20:3-5; Isaiah 8:20)HINDU’S FIBS = 666 (Isaiah 8:20; Deuteronomy 5:7-9; Hebrews 9:27)ISLAMIC LIES = 666 (1 John 5:7; 2 Timothy 2:5; 1 Corinthians 15:3-4)ALLAH WRONG = 666 (Exodus 20:3; Isaiah 8:20)WITCHCRAFT = 666 (Deuteronomy 18:10-12)NECROMANCY = 666 (Deuteronomy 18:10-12)SORCERIES = 666 (Revelation 9:21)REFORMED OFF = 666 (1 John 2:2; 1 Timothy 4:10; John 5:39-40; Romans 2:8-11; 1 Peter 1:2; 2 Thessalonians 2:13; Hebrews 2:9; Matthew 23:37; John 1:9; Acts 17:30; 2 Peter 3:9)Thank you for your time,John Henry

  9. Turretinfan Says:

    I had initially rejected a post that was much the same as John Henry’s last post. Then he essentially resubmitted it. So, I decided to publish it. Obviously, I don’t endorse it.It should be noted that while REFORMED OFF = 666Nevertheless:REFORMED B RIGHT = 888andARMINIAN GOD – F = 666Thus, clearly …(eye rolls)-Turretinfan

  10. phatcatholic Says:

    That’s hilarious!

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